Actually there IS a solution: less people. Free vasectomies and tubal ligations will show frightful results in 15 years, and cost way less.

Maybe CSI: Cyber can help convict the bodyguard who raped Bow Wow when he was a kid.

Better solution: boycott FOOD!

I will go on a CRUSADE if that happens!

I just point a flashlight at the signal to make it turn green.

Talk about taking the plunge!

Fun fact: did you know that every chicken that lays an egg does so because she has been raped by the rooster? So when you bite into that tasty omelette, just remember, rooster rape made it possible. Sunny side up.

I hate to break this to you, but do you know that inside every chicken was an intestine that was filled with FECES? That's right, you were eating a feces bucket.

What are the old standards?

Yeah, someone name two or three basic scents to buy. The classic ones you can't go wrong with. My Hai Karate supply is running low.

Yeah, there should be this company that takes all these different networks, and sends them to your house. Maybe it could be over a wire or a "cable" of some sort, or even broadcast through the air, perhaps from a "satellite"? You know, your seed of an idea is crazy, it just might work!

Jaguar should buy them, that way the Vantage and DB9 can be harmonized with the F Type.

Truthfully, all Elisabeth needs to rid her alcoholism is some good dick.

If it had Windows on it, I'd go for this.

you don't want liquid spilling in an ELECTRIC car!

"troll? is that code you corporate "drones" use nowadays?

would you trade being off on Friday for a 20% pay cut?

then stick to bieber concerts and your corporate picnic, rock and roll is too dangerous for you

go back to sleep grandpa, if you can't handle the punk, fuck off you and your establishment rules

Just try not paying the IRS one year. You'll discover how real you are.