Or worse, that liquid water is wet!!!

So you want photorealistic drawing that looks like a black and white version of your car photo? Then just print a black and white photo! If it's a photorealistic copy that in indistinguishable from each other, then what's the point? They'll be identical.

I'm not too empathetic. The service writer will make it up in the bribes from the techs for the best jobs anyway.

I'm looking for my tiny violin...

Then give us the best price from the start, every time, and you won't get dinged in the survey.

It can be made by anyone, but it has to be able to be found easily in CONUS.

I find them all bitter. Even the watered down stuff everyone looks down on it makes my nose wrinkle. Just the smell is enough to make me start gagging.

I've never liked beer. Please name some fairly common "good" beer that I can find ANYWHERE in the USA, and don't have mail order, drive 300 miles to or some other BS.

He's just networking for when they are legal adults.

So if a good looking 18 y/o had asked you the same thing, no prob, amirite?

I can give one: regular work.

So are we. Ever heard of evolution? It's not like we just landed on a spaceship from Mars.

BWC's towing range sucks, which is the MAIN purpose anyone joins these clubs. Seriously, a whole 5 miles with the $58 plan? AAA gives you 100 miles.

I'd love to see Houston meet the Heat in the Finals, so Texas can complete the trifecta of fucking LJ in the ass!

Once again, are you that naive that you think you actually have to physically be in the USA to have a letter mailed here? And this is not some newfangled interweb thing, services like this have exited for decades.

It's sweet that you naive children think these guys are in the USA, and that the USPS has jurisdiction of the entire world.

I could never remember who was the fat one and who was the skinny one.

Is there a discount for the assemblyman putting the steering wheel on the wrong side?

Isn't that how normal people move their hands too?

What hand tool brand has the absolute best guarantee?