Or stop believing in a fairy tale. Problem...solved.

Meanwhile the Native residents of this country still wonder when all you people are going to GET THE FUCK out of their land.

Good for you. I hope you enjoy supporting his future children via YOUR taxes.

Never said I was a football fan. Am am not. I only follow the three real sports: bullfighting, auto racing, and boxing. Anything else is a child's game.

As opposed to watching grown men in shorts play a child's game?

I'm not Caucasian and like NASCAR, and hate soccer. You White Guilt people ready to disparage my race (whatever it is) now?

If you don't see the ball through the crowd, that means it ain't coming right at you.

How the hell do you not deflect that sluggard of a kick?

Shouldn't USA be penalized for wasting time after the goal and inactive personnel going inside the field? Shouldn't the ref place the ball ASAP for the restart?

What, no AdultFriendFinder, or my personal fav, Fuckbook?

"Brilliant" save"? What the hell does that mean? Can someone give an example of a "stupid" save then?

He could sign with the Heat. Considering how little effort they put in the Finals, he should be safe.

It looks nothing like a rainbow. If anything, it looks more like a Peter Max cake.

I don't like nobody touching me...

Don't wanna be forced to make goat cheese? Easy solution.

Next up: keep from being poor by collecting money....lots of it!

I just use other people's money. Works like a charm keeping me solvent.

Alcohol wipes.

You just described "Two Broke Girls", which is a funny show!

So basically, B&N is homophobic.