You forgot the bribes to HR to get the eventual promotion, and paying for call girls because you're too busy to hit the bars.

Here's a fact: everyone here was born because their father "harassed" their mom in the past. Or vice versa.

Even better question: how many of you non-Natives will be willing to get the fuck out of THEIR land?

Tattoos are like jewelry; only ugly people need them to draw attention from themselves.

I guarantee you, that's not the "normal" body your supposedly average woman has.

What, no Fleshlight?

Men, one caveat: this only works if you are good looking.

Did you hear this shit? Gretsky is trying to get on the roster for the remaining games!

And not every sound card supports this feature.

Actually it depends on whether the sound card manufacturer coded this into their driver.

But bro, the eggs were runny! You embarrassed me.

I'd like to know who you consider the pinnacle of rock music. If you say Weezer, please kill yourself beforehand.

BREAKING NEWS: human who is trained to used four limbs independently, does so! Film at eleven.

What is the term for a woman who's always been a woman physically? Cause I'm gonna need to know that to specify exactly what I'm interested in.

Just as long as original females can be identified as such, the others can do whatever they want.

Ayatollah Assaholla

Not really, the photos don't look real.

Is it grounded to the ground?

Lemme take a wild guess. Islam, right?

I just put down stints at defunct businesses. UNVERIFIABLE!!!!