You forgot the bribes to HR to get the eventual promotion, and paying for call girls because you're too busy to hit the bars.

Hold on! They have electricity in Alabama?

Here's a fact: everyone here was born because their father "harassed" their mom in the past. Or vice versa.

Even better question: how many of you non-Natives will be willing to get the fuck out of THEIR land?

Tattoos are like jewelry; only ugly people need them to draw attention from themselves.

You know, "magic" is good and all as a fictional device for entartainment, but you people sound no different from religious believers.

If you think it's so easy, then just fucking do it, instead of mouthing off on a forum.

I guarantee you, that's not the "normal" body your supposedly average woman has.

What, no Fleshlight?

Men, one caveat: this only works if you are good looking.

Did you hear this shit? Gretsky is trying to get on the roster for the remaining games!

And not every sound card supports this feature.

Actually it depends on whether the sound card manufacturer coded this into their driver.

But bro, the eggs were runny! You embarrassed me.

Exactly! Because I've seen Bugs Bunny cartoons as a kid, I know how to survive any plane crash. All you have to do is step out right before the plane hits. Easy!

I'd like to know who you consider the pinnacle of rock music. If you say Weezer, please kill yourself beforehand.

Well see there's the problem. It was built with the metric system.

BREAKING NEWS: human who is trained to used four limbs independently, does so! Film at eleven.

I just asked this question and I just now saw your thread.

Serious question: who says the elevators must cover all floors in a full travel? Why not have staged elevators, where each covers a third of the floors?