If the players don't like it in the NBA and actually want to do REAL work, McDonalds is always hiring...

that's private property. the streets of Boston belong to EVERYONE.

Good tip! I'll remember this in case I ever kill someone.

in 22 years, younger guys will be saying the same thing about you. then I will laugh

And they still have no problem cashing their boss' paycheck.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson rush to K-Mart's blue light special?

people run down streets EVERY FUCKING DAY. why is this particular day so "special" that we can't?

what if I'm a a jogger going on my daily run?

You would think this so called "Christ" could just conjure up cash, food, whatever.

You know what Jon, I'm running in next year's marathon and I'm not going to pay the fee.

$18K is not "budget".

He should have phrased it as a request. Remember, there are no stupid questions.

Where were these teachers when I...was in school?

If I can do his job as well as mine at the same time, then WHY THE FUCK do we even need him around then?

yes you are unique, just like ALL THE THOUSANDS OF OTHER MINI OWNERS

Try growing kudzu, it's edible.

I dare any of you women to sexually harass my genitals with your tongue and lips. I DARE YOU!!!!!

What? No mention of where to get the cheapest BLOW JOB?!?!?

Sure, you can get all of the ZERO money the employer pays out in wages in such a case, because it is the insurance company which pays out disability benefits that cuts the check.

I'm all for maternity/paternity leave...as long as I...the one picking up your slack, get your paycheck as well for doing your work.