You know what Jon, I'm running in next year's marathon and I'm not going to pay the fee.

$18K is not "budget".

He should have phrased it as a request. Remember, there are no stupid questions.

Where were these teachers when I...was in school?

If I can do his job as well as mine at the same time, then WHY THE FUCK do we even need him around then?

yes you are unique, just like ALL THE THOUSANDS OF OTHER MINI OWNERS

Try growing kudzu, it's edible.

I dare any of you women to sexually harass my genitals with your tongue and lips. I DARE YOU!!!!!

What? No mention of where to get the cheapest BLOW JOB?!?!?

Sure, you can get all of the ZERO money the employer pays out in wages in such a case, because it is the insurance company which pays out disability benefits that cuts the check.

I'm all for maternity/paternity leave...as long as I...the one picking up your slack, get your paycheck as well for doing your work.

Holy travel, LJ took four fucking steps! And he has the gall to complain?

This is what happens when life is too good. You have to start creating "problems" just to be entertained. More than likely this person biggest problem has been getting a silver spoon instead of a gold one.

James' dunk isn't on the list because he fucking TRAVELED like a mofo.

wouldn't some energetic sex accomplish the same thing?

The only cool look was the backpack on one shoulder. Using both straps make you look like a dork.

How many years before the NCAA again allows a mid-major conference team to win the title? UNLV was 24 years ago, so maybe in 2038.

Have you seen Lexington? Rioting might result in IMPROVEMENTS!

According to the NCAA, this is the second time he's lost a title game FOR THE FIRST TIME.

"Sounds like someone wants to feel the power of the vacate-hammer. It is time to put the hurt on UCONN. Again." - Mark Emmert