Where do fish in the middle of the ocean go when it gets dark?

It's not like they are doing drug interaction modeling. There's really only one task to do: launch missile.

well now you know me. my 4s is still working fine

$18K is not "budget".

He should have phrased it as a request. Remember, there are no stupid questions.

Where were these teachers when I...was in school?

If I can do his job as well as mine at the same time, then WHY THE FUCK do we even need him around then?

yes you are unique, just like ALL THE THOUSANDS OF OTHER MINI OWNERS

Try growing kudzu, it's edible.

I dare any of you women to sexually harass my genitals with your tongue and lips. I DARE YOU!!!!!

What? No mention of where to get the cheapest BLOW JOB?!?!?

Sure, you can get all of the ZERO money the employer pays out in wages in such a case, because it is the insurance company which pays out disability benefits that cuts the check.

I'm all for maternity/paternity leave...as long as I...the one picking up your slack, get your paycheck as well for doing your work.

So they took a car, and made a car out of it? Brilliant!

Women...they have half the money and all the pussy.

I can understand the anachronisms, but when Noah started live blogging the flood on his iPhone, it just didn't seem real.

And no one has ever heard of John/Jonathan?

Holy travel, LJ took four fucking steps! And he has the gall to complain?

This is what happens when life is too good. You have to start creating "problems" just to be entertained. More than likely this person biggest problem has been getting a silver spoon instead of a gold one.

James' dunk isn't on the list because he fucking TRAVELED like a mofo.