yes you are unique, just like ALL THE THOUSANDS OF OTHER MINI OWNERS

Try growing kudzu, it's edible.

I dare any of you women to sexually harass my genitals with your tongue and lips. I DARE YOU!!!!!

What? No mention of where to get the cheapest BLOW JOB?!?!?

Sure, you can get all of the ZERO money the employer pays out in wages in such a case, because it is the insurance company which pays out disability benefits that cuts the check.

I'm all for maternity/paternity leave...as long as I...the one picking up your slack, get your paycheck as well for doing your work.

Holy travel, LJ took four fucking steps! And he has the gall to complain?

This is what happens when life is too good. You have to start creating "problems" just to be entertained. More than likely this person biggest problem has been getting a silver spoon instead of a gold one.

James' dunk isn't on the list because he fucking TRAVELED like a mofo.

wouldn't some energetic sex accomplish the same thing?

The only cool look was the backpack on one shoulder. Using both straps make you look like a dork.

How many years before the NCAA again allows a mid-major conference team to win the title? UNLV was 24 years ago, so maybe in 2038.

Have you seen Lexington? Rioting might result in IMPROVEMENTS!

According to the NCAA, this is the second time he's lost a title game FOR THE FIRST TIME.

"Sounds like someone wants to feel the power of the vacate-hammer. It is time to put the hurt on UCONN. Again." - Mark Emmert

Wow, you're like, really smart! Did you go to high school?

This is the NCAA's worst nightmare: a non-powerhouse conference/mid-major team has won the title over a BCS team for the first time since UNLV did it. I'm surprised Emmert didn't step in and direct the refs to alter the game. Expect UConn to have to vacate the title by week's end.

NICE FUCKING TRAVEL. James Young!!!!

NICE FUCKING TRAVEL. James Young!!!!

UConn just won the title. This is the NCAA's worst nightmare: a non-powerhouse conference/mid-major team has won the title for the first time since UNLV did it. Expect UConn to have to vacate the title by week's end.