I refuse to use the word "canola" and insist on using the proper ""rapeseed oil".

You do realize a gloved hand can still pick a nose, adjust a crotch bulge and scratch an ass?

This is typically the type of "proof" religious people give.

If you really, really gave a shit about Native Americans, you'd get the fuck out of their land RIGHT NOW!

No, only graduate assistants get stipends and tuition. They don't get room and board, insurance like athletes. Regular graduate students (which is the MAJORITY) have to pay their own way.

I'm sure the Malaysian crash passengers put your truism to good use.

How well will this work if I'm on a Malaysian airliner crashing into the Indian Ocean?

A Corvette as a daily mail picker upper, eh? Now you have me interested...

Gay means festive, happy. Fuck off, the Gay 90s are retaking their word back.

A fight at a hockey game? That's pretty rare.

Scrambled eggs in the microwave come out so perfect, they practically look fake.

I thought this was an article about my grasping bitch of an ex-wife. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

If I were to collect vinyl, it would be played with a alser tracking turntable. Scraping rocks over plastic is not the way to do it.

In all fairness it is the first time the rapper had ever heard real singing.

Your facts get in the way of Jezebel finding a reason to blame this on men.

the firmware is for the implant, not her brain

You guys forgot Louisville, the best team of the mid-major conferences (AAC). Louisville will be the first mid-major to win the title since UNLV.

I can can confirm it too. That woman definitely needs to lose weight.

stop fat shaming him!

Ain't nothing wrong with reggae, at least they actually record real instruments. Rap on the other hand...