she appeared previously last year

The 1993 Viper cost $50K, so there.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

These are teams that wouldn't even make the CBI, but are given charity spots. None of these teams are more worthy than someone like SMU, who beat 4 ranked teams.

Using your technique I found out SHIFT + ESC brings up the Chrome Task Manager.

God she was such a babe back then. Those nice full lips, who could resist? I really don't blame Clarence at all for trying to get a piece of that.

What's funnier is these chicks pretending they've never seen a dick before, cause they both look like they've had plenty up close and personal.

I predict Louisville will become the first mid-major to win a title since UNLV did.

Huh? How the hell can you get a traffic ticket in gridlocked NYC? It is unpossible!

I'd be happy to share the contents of my colon on you.

you act as if there's no gas stations in your area...

I can tell you how many people yesterday, like myself, had never heard of this woman.

I used to flash my high beams, then assault the people coming for me. I hunted the hunters.

She's broke, huh? Good thing McDonalds is always hiring.

This is horrible that Mick lost his girlfriend!

What a waste, she's very pretty. I would have dated her.

I thought Rosie o'Donnell was Goodyear's newest employee!

So you're not worried about buffaloes climbing trees? Because I certainly am.

Why not just print cookbooks on parchment paper instead? Nothing will ever stick!

One name: D.B. Cooper