What a waste, she's very pretty. I would have dated her.

I thought Rosie o'Donnell was Goodyear's newest employee!

So you're not worried about buffaloes climbing trees? Because I certainly am.

Why not just print cookbooks on parchment paper instead? Nothing will ever stick!

One name: D.B. Cooper

What Chu gonna do?

I was hoping for an earlier story to post this spoiler last week. We got this week's J! promos last week, and Thursday and Friday didn't have Arthur in the 3-shots. If anyone wants future J! spoilers, I can provide them a week in advance.

Is this the guy who writes all those computer books?

in the 80s, 20 was the new 40

is this reverse teabagging?

I'm sure the victims were praying as they plunged. Lot of good it did them DURING the event. But you still want to pray? Then pray for a God who can get the job done next time, because this one can't seem to get shit done.

"quivering quim" is my person fav

Vagina sounds very clinical, that's why it is not used.

Meanwhile, Android still is sluggish on cutting edge phones.

Barry Petchesky translation: I hate Caucasians

appropriate city

I would like the NCAA killed. Then maybe our Universities wouldn't be wasting money uselessly on sports.

Street fight, I see her winning. A boxing match, she would be killed, literally.

I've already read the finale script, and you've already met the mother: Robin. She and Barney freak out during the vows and realize they were meant for someone else. Robin realizes it is Ted.

Arthur Chu loses on Jeopardy this Thursday. The Friday promo shows him not as part of the 3.