So basically, anything green in color. The darker, the better.

NO, you honed your ABILITY, your skill. You already had talent to begin with.

There's ability, and there's talent. Talent is making the most of your ability.

But you guys ate it up anyway, false or not, amirite?

Throw out your hands. Stick out your tush. Hands on your hips. Give 'em a push.

Actually, Acadia is a place, and the word has existed for centuries...

That's funny, I was recently at a Texas Tech game and I called the opposing player a "piece of crap". Nothing happened to me. In fact, HE was ejected when he shoved me!

I recently was at this Texas Tech basketball game, and I called one of the opposing players a "piece of crap". He then shoved me.

This CEO was quoted as saying the Dutch would make it "rain gold" in Russia.

With all the money spent here, I figured Russia could afford a full pipe.

we'll be looking at you now, bub

the color blue by any other name is still blue...

"Her"? Oh please, this is just a run of the mill male cross-dresser.

I had no idea R. Kelly was helping beta test this.

I thought this was guide about surviving my ex-wife's vagina.

serious question: why is the mechanical reliability of MBs so bad? They need to be fixed as often as a Yugo. Shouldn't a higher price mean better build?

i must be missing something. how does this "ruin" anything. seriously, explain this please

I still haven't been sexually harassed by a woman. What's wrong with them?

The thrust of this article is the Miata is the perfect car for every occasion. I want them to prove it in this situation.

I need to haul 18 tons of gravel. Explain how the Miata is the perfect car for this.