damn, this was NOT the news I wanted to hear

why can't this fucker spell his name correctly

find the nearest Dumpster

I'd recommend you stockpile condoms first of all.

Jezebel is working on a new Photoshop outrage article RIGHT NOW

"And these guys cut ME?!? - Tim Tebow

What great advice. I'm gonna share my cost of living stress with everyone in the USA and go on welfare! Thanks Lifehacker!!!

For the record, there is no such thing as a specific dedicated HD antennae. Your old roof style antennae will pick up a digital broadcast just as easily as an analog one.

true, it's only when you transition into an OLD obese woman that the coronary disease announces its arrival...

Ahh, apparently you embarrassed to find out you were ignorant of the nation of India and the history of the Thugees. And here's a tip: the Native Americans of this land don't need you to be their shield. If anything, they would like you to go back to Europe, or wherever else.

Holy shit. are you THAT stupid? Did you not ever cover geography in school? Ever hear of the nation of India? Ever hear of the Thugees? THAT'S...who I was referring to.

Well you certainly don't equate hip hop culture with Vanna White, do you?

Indians (the original ones) can use it at will, because they are the ones that created the word (Thugee).

Christ, for all the available information at our disposal, this has got to be the stupidest generation ever.

Is this what keeps Jalopnik up at night? Seriously? Apparently the world's problems have all been solved, so Jalopnik has to invent new ones.

don't dry darks on a clothesline, the sun will bleach them

if i were paying, i'd want 2 fiancee-style BJs

Try living in Saudi Arabia and wear anything but a burka.

does she suck dick? if yes, she can make $100 an hour doing that

this area looks clunky, that panel seam destroys the flow of a very nice overall design