Wow, all this screaming like a raped ape!

Maybe the Machine is starting to distrust Research, as it is realizing everyone wants to control it and what that means, while Finch does not...

I thought this story was about my ex-wifes vagina: cold, wide and deep.

I'd eat that over homemade souse.

I'd rather have an Aston Martin.

I don't understand the name. Is this car a horse, or a guitar?

and one step missing: you sue the dealer in small claims for the deductible

Didn't Reese tell the stewardess to keep em liquored up?

How come you people never give a shit about Asians or Native Americans?

I eat Snickers with a fork and knife. What do you think of that, Burnenko?

You start hearing Joe Satriani.

that's why you stick to SAFE places to meet people....like bars!

unless there's cash included, ALL awards are meaningless

Has A-Rod ever been to arbitration in the past?

So now people will have their home's temp displayed in the Google+ profiles?

Why do Jaguars have such horrible reliability? Seriously.

If only birds could fly 4 feet higher off the water's surface...

*gasp* You're a godamn madman!

These 4K units look pretty jaggy, any timetable on 8K monitors?

Ideally the long hoped for ability to accurately measure the vast chasm in Jenna Jameson's vagina can now be accomplished.