also if you put "L@@K!!!" or "W@W!!!" in the title, an easy $1K extra.

Stop fat shaming her, Jesebel.

Wait! Football players have brains?

I'm confused. Today cops are the good guys? I need a calendar for when we're supposed to hate them, and then not.

Mine did. Right before it started raining and it rained the next 3 days. Right at 4am Friday, when my mechanic was out of town on the weekend. Right before I had a 3 day workstetch, 31 miles away.

I have no idea, but you didn't capitalize the "I" in your coda.

No pain no gain.

When you eat that tasty omelet tomorrow, just remember is it a product of rooster rape.

About the NYC SUV attack, where was the dominant MC in all this? Since these asshats were known to regularly do this shit, why wasn't the dominant shutting them down? Isn't that supposedly their role in policing bikers?

I dated PLENTY of underage women too, back in junior high.

Oh yeah now I get it! It seems some guy caught an object. The fishmongers in my city do that.

In reality it is three people's fault: the anchor (for not waiting till cleared), the producer (for not giving the mics off cue) and the sound op (for not cutting the mic). Who gets written up/fired? The least paid person, which is the sound op. The anchor and the GM will laugh it up during the token "meeting" the…

because the correct term is dressings

don't know why you guys are complaining, you all cried you wanted the main refs back instead of the replacements.

On the flip side side, Morty had to endure Old Man Johnson's cruel thumb at the office for 50 years and earn that pension so Lee wouldn't have to work a day.

well you think fajitas are a finished food item (instead of it simply being a cut of beef) and you use ground beef in your "chili" (instead of proper cubed chuck), so I really couldn't take anything you write about tacos (or any Latino/tex-mex food) seriously

White people,

I always think the same about Eminem.

i don't have IBS, but when ya go, ya gotta go. lighten up francis

Here in Latinoland, we put salsa de tomate over our scrambled eggs, and use torn torilla pieces as scoops.