Next up: simple syrup, followed by a sure fire recipe for croutons!

What's the deal with the Mustang Cobra? Is it a horse or a snake?

that doe will be TASTY in a year or two!

oh, do you really think this is the FIRST time in history this rant has happened? Just wait 25 years, your generation will be saying it too.

I've never understood the Mustang "Cobra". Is this car a horse or a snake?

That's one sweet looking Aston Martin.

Don't hang out with people who break the rules

BeWARE of this type of injury.

Q: How are Len Bias and flowers alike?

this is such a shame she died, i was very interested in dating this girl

if you had the ability to FUCK, you have the ability to parent.

I've never had one because I KNOW they are noisy encumbrances

then they should be grouped together in a family section, and separated by with a noise blocking partition.

I bet Jeff Gordon is really regretting bringing Jimmy on now.

wow way to discriminate against the dwarfs and midgets who would want one in their size

c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

Shoryuken!

Don't start shit, won't get shit, kid.

Remember Dario's reason for switching to NASCAR was that he didn't want to die in the IRL? Well it almost came true. Shoulda stayed put.

Remember Dario's reason for switching to NASCAR was that he didn't want to die in the IRL? Well it almost came true.