This is funny. Last week Jezebel couldn't pillory Miley hard enough for degrading herself. But get a white male to speak out against it, now all of a sudden Miley is the Mother Mary and twerking is her miracle. How'd those wagon's hitch up, Jez?

a million examples? I'll settle for 100 examples.

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The real question is how can you tell they've had a concussion? They ARE athletes, after all. Remember how they talked in high school?

"What the hell is THIS shit?" - Every person in Italy

You mean an implement made for heating up things can be used for...heating up things?!?!?

Cremations go for $800. That's all you need to do to your loved one's corpse. Hell, they'll haul em away to med school for free.

Real men don't eat quiche. Hell, we don't even know how to spell it!

I have a solution for this. All "injured" players must immediately leave the game and check themselves into a hospital for overnight observation.

Shouldn't mildly bent bumpers be exempt from having to call the cops and make this official, etc? There is a reason they are called BUMPERS, after all.

Yep. My example for that is Kroger's Chicken with Rice soup, much better than Campbells. Kroger's has way more chicken in it, compared to the two minuscule bits Campbells puts in theirs.

Me too, I give store brands a chance, but sometimes they just suck. My personal example is H-E-B's Hill Country Muffin Mix. It comes out all rubbery and is not worth the 10 cent savings. Best to just get the Martha White mix. Of course once I master muffins from scratch, even Martha will go too.

Life must be pretty good for you to dig this deep to create the most unimportant, fluffiest and trivial non-issue to annoy you, Koblin. Kinda like ESPN.

finally, a state law with common sense!

WRONG

has anyone determined what a typical energy cost is for running an oven at max for 45 minutes?

you'd be wasting energy and time using a pizza stone just to make a quesadilla. any wide enough pan will accomplish the task. the tortilla is already cooked, all you're doing now is toasting it. a pizza stone will char it almost instantly.

It gets stolen by the guy in the back, never makes it inside the building.

I myself play "Automotive Tetris" when I do my 30 mile commute. 97% of the commute is highway, so this works.

What about sleeping? They tell us to do this for 6 hours straight. Sleeping seems to be harmful, according to this article.