you apparently gave enough shit to comment, jabroni...

This is not targeted to welfare recipients.

because the correct word is DRESSINGS

ok, but no cheating with a bacon thin patty. the patty must be as thick as a normal burger we'd put together at home, no macdonalds thin paper patties

i'd like to see your creation and see you eat it. but no other meat! just bacon as the patty.

Sprinkling bacon bits on a salad is an accent. This is playing at triple fortissimo and being the lead instrument.

pure pickle patty you say? you have just made me a very rich man

Bacon bits in a salad, or in a german potato salad, I can take that. Anything more, and it just makes me wretch.

Yes I have. It was like eating a damn bacon burger, with some beef. So answer me, if you like bacon so much, why not just eliminate the beef and use a bacon patty? Why bother with the pretense of beef?

I'm not fan of putting any other meat on a burger other than the patty. If you have to put bacon, all that says is that your burger is so bad tasting, you have to bring in a different meat to save it. If bacon is so good, then why not just eat a burger with a pure bacon patty? Why not just cut out the beef and go…

That's nothing. I've never used the Internet!

"You call THAT a profit?!?" - Apple Computer

You don't like NASCAR? Are you from New York City?

This doesn't work for people who do real work.

I had no idea Brian May of Queen was coaching soccer now.

You insensitive clod, I have perfect eyesight!

If people will put empty ice trays back in the freezer, no one is gonna do this shit. Seriously. Stop dreaming.

Is this rush week? is he trying to pledge?

dr mengele, is that you?

you'll have to bully me into doing that