But “hop on the bus” was a much better #dadjoke

The bonus for a hearse is that you probably have a slide-out tray for loading/unloading.

These are all bad takes. He needs the Snail, aka S-Cargo. Just ask Doug.

Would only be improved by the directional “TURBO” graphics

Those Ronals sell it for me. 

Same.

Much appreciated!  -video guy

Hey New Yorkers, you live in a rundown 1920th century city.

Before we talk numbers, my wife wants to know what the gas mileage is and whether it’s available in silver or tan. As for me, I’d like to know about extended warranty availability and (of course) oil change packages. I appreciate service after the sale.

Women are all psychopaths, never met a normal one.

Type of car? Meh, whatever..

Goose the engine once at a stop light and your next premium payment will be through the roof.

Never forget this is the same company that basically did this:

“Hey let’s make this awesome RWD platform and put an awesome engine in it and awesome suspension bits and then let’s make it ugly and impossible to see out of it and when it doesn’t sell we can just make it ugly in a slightly different way but it’ll still be impossible to see out of and nobody will want one” is an…

Thanks for the input!

In this case, I deliberately kept it on “low” (it only has “low” and “high”) because it tends to blow holes through sheetmetal. It’d be nice to have an intermediate setting, but alas, it’s a $100 Harbor Freight Welder.

Can’t decide whether she will be crying in the corner, or excited over all the cheap Smarts she can hoard :-P 

I honestly thought it would be more

The driver’s door keeps sliding open...

Adding vodka and a dash of hot sauce to that V8 does wonders.

To be fair, I have come across a lot of disrespectful cyclists. The most common offense I encounter is running red lights or stop signs as if they weren’t even there or didn’t apply to them, and unexpectedly swerving from the shoulder into the middle of the lane in front of me without any sort of hand signals. I’m…