When does the Ram version come out?

“Numbers, numbers are the next big thing!” - Cadillac

Ya, I can’t wait for that, it’s going to be a nightmare. Luckily we’ll only sell three/six a year, so the heat won’t be that bad...

Golf isn’t mad, Golf is disappointed

Exactly. It’s like a Spyker wrapped in a Gemballa-tuned Porsche 924.

1. Booger weld the remaining metal together
2. Install rollcage
3. LeMons
4. ???
5. Bring-A- Trailer Profits

Boomer money may make this unobtainable and barely used, but it means 2019 C7s will be worth approximately $2 in the near future.

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

I think I’ll need a closed container to carry air.

Kroil makes me nauseous. PB Blaster, on the other hand, I would drink if I were in a pinch. Or just thirsty. 

On the plus side..... The flex on this thing is going to be off the charts. 

man those look bad. all of them. 

Haha, you fools! You’ve fallen victim to one of the classic blunders! The first is, never get involved in a land war in Asia. But the second, and only slightly less well-known is this... Never register a car in a state which requires front plates! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA...

FYI Some lenders are giving out zero down loans again for houses. The people they are targeting cannot afford a home, and should wait until they have a large enough down payment to avoid pmi. 

C’mon, haven’t you ever smelled something funky and then shoved it under someone else’s nose and commanded “here, smell this”?

“...and those that don’t are forced to work ridiculous amounts of overtime—105 hours in a month, in one case...”

The truck wars are almost reminding me of smartphones in a way. We’re kind of at the point where manufacturers have started to run out of meaningful things to develop for their trucks so they’re just making them bigger and adding on more shit nobody really needs or uses, all while jacking the price up.

Does Toyota have circa 2005 GM too-big-to-fail syndrome? Models dragging on for far too long, a staid and boring lineup, fewer features than the competition, and nothing really worth buying? 

Pardon me, but do you have any yellow mustard?

As soon as the Sopwith Camel passes DOT.