Talk about being in a slump! #concretejokes

Except in cases where you’re required to by an HOA, care about your property values, or care about your relationship with your neighbors.

He’s trying to drive a wedge between Germany and the US, because that’s what Putin wants.

“But I can build a better, cheaper wall. I’d make the Germans pay for it.”

Bass? Dropped.

Best case scenario: the administration “re-opens” NAFTA for renegotiation, moves a few comas around and maybe updates some inconsequential provisions, Trump declares that he saved the economy and goes on a self-fellatio speaking tour.

History is full of men who created something great only to utterly ruin it by holding on too long.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

I predict there will be 3-5 million stars cast for this comment illegally.

But the EMALS!

As the owner of a 2016 Wrangler I can attest that the interior quality is fine. It isn’t luxurious, but I don’t feel like any knobs/levers/trim are in imminent danger of breaking or falling off which is more than I can say for many new cars.

Predators drive Jeeps now? Game over, man!

Well the real solution is to understand how Lithium Ion battery tech works, but who has time for that when there’s the ignorant consumer rage option amirite you guys?

So what happens when you drive your new gas powered car at redline everywhere and the engine blows up real good? Blame the maker?

Good for him. The prize money is going to come in handy; the man is a walking pre-existing condition.

It’s only sad because he gets out of rotting away in the grey, heartless hell of existence in prison for decades.

The fact that he was a sociopathic murderer actually does makes his suicide much less sad than, say, the suicide of a normal person that never felt the need to kill someone over a spilt cocktail.

I would argue that him being a bad guy does indeed make this less sad.

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.