If you think things like “ethics,” “laws,” or “swearing upon God’s Bible” are things that will stop Trump from lying, I think you think far higher of the man than I do.

I sometimes sympathize with the comedians asked to parody this election. How do you parody an election that’s already a parody of the Democratic process? How do you turn ridiculous a candidate that’s already surreal?

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

But even if she were demon possessed, she’d still make a better president than Trump. I just can’t see his argument here. It makes both Clinton and Obama sound more rad.

Get fucked, McCrory

Rears up and making turns? No problem. 

Just another day at Cars & Coffee.

How many times have you been doing something while drunk, that you are totally aware of, but the next day it’s just bits and pieces? It’s entirely possible for Rose to have not known she was far drunker than she appeared, or was acting.

Bingo. Being overweight doesn’t mean you can’t look good in a suit. Considering Trump probably spends $6000 rather than $600 a suit, the problem is taste. His building have the same problem, so hung up on conspicuous displays of opulence they end up looking like a Versailles themed brothel.    

Ugh, he’s so fucking tacky. He thinks anything that costs a lot of money is automatically classy and automatically brings him prestige. He’s like the Dubai of people.

Because tailors also like to get paid for the work they do.

How do these people not understand that Trump is the one who’ll make the economy crash and burn?

Vapers have replaced potheads as the most obnoxious shitheads wiht the biggest first world problems in the world.

If a vapist takes a “vape break” in a forest and no one is around to hear him does he still sound like an insufferable dork?

i always find it interesting though how clear tesla is about the system in press releases and in legal terms, but the clarity is lost on most consumers nearly immediately. many people are blatantly abusing the system by the standards tesla set for the system, and very little seems to have been done to clarify to the…

That was some world class GIF use.

I’m not so sure. The truck driver could argue that he was threatened

What in the absolute world is going on with that car? It looks like once upon a time it was a fairly nice looking GT500 convertible which normally would just intimidate Camaros and bystanders but it now looks like every single item in the accessories aisle of AutoZone made it’s way to the front fenders and fascia and…

Notice his first intention was to impatiently pass on the right, then became confounded when the car in front of him used their turn signal to move into the right late, then he stomped on the gas out of annoyance and flew off the road. He’d obviously disabled any traction control with the intent of doing a burnout or…

Tavarish already has this loaded up on a u-haul tow dolly behind his Mercedes.