Oh, as opposed to some running back who gains 5 yards on a 2nd and 3 and springs up with some 1st down salute? Or a defensive back who breaks up a pass and celebrates with a huge incomplete pass motion.

I feel like they’re allowed if they just kicked a career long FG to win on the road against a team that has historically owned his school.

Did they call the bambulance?

“they are investigating the crash as a possible derailment.” Possibile? Unless the rails just up and decided to move to the side, how is anything else possible?

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Damn, son. +1

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Those deleted emails were obviously containing details on this.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

I’m certainly not eager to see this ”revolution” happen. Against it? What for? I’m not against it, I just have a fatalist approach toward what might happen in a few years.

The writers seemingly are too young to have experienced what things were like in the 80s or before and are well conditioned in the ways of baby-on-board thinking. If someone were doing this in 1975 recording it with a super 8 camera they might get a ticket or three if a cop saw it but stood a good chance of simply…

I constantly see people commenting on articles with any political topics in them about how Jalopnik is biased and somehow in the pocket of the far left. There are definitely lots of people who feel that there is some responsibility for what they deem as “fair” coverage in every situation on this website. In too many…

Wait, you literally accuse people of lying “everytime they open their mouth” (sic) and you accuse ME of trolling and shilling? You spam this board with your asenine comments that betray a staggering lack of understanding of economics and pretty much everything else and you accuse me of being paid by the comment?

If you have any evidence that Clinton is a compulsive liar in a way that doesn’t apply to other politicians or yourself, present it. In the meantime, I maintain the only compulsive liar involved in this are you.

I’d say that you don’t even have to be particularly left-leaning to not like Trump. Plenty of republicans like Romney, H.W. Bush, and Powell hate Trump. Cruz hates him to and I would bet that they only reason Trump got Cruz’s endorsement is because the RNC probably threatened to cut off Cruz’s funding for his…

Small cars are supposed to be cheap. If they can’t make them cheap then they won’t be competitive.

It is? I’ve never thought huckster had any racial connotations. Hmm. 

Joe Ricketts believes that Donald Trump is a dangerous, untrustworthy misogynist. But still—better than a woman becoming president.

If only there were a fitting disease to wish upon Joe Ricketts...

I drove a truck like this, with a hydraulically assisted hi-lo switch. Better yet wait until you get back into an automatic work truck and stomp the floor for the nonexistent clutch and knock over your drink trying to find the shifter.