SheriffOfAmericanDouchetown
Sheriff Of American Douchetown
SheriffOfAmericanDouchetown

I would totally sign up for this. It would be bloody brilliant. Imagine signing up for a 6 month lease for a Range Rover or Mercedes. Eventually, it’ll just feel like another car and you get out of your system and maybe you get another Range or Merc model or, you say, screw it, and sign up for another 6 month lease

Yeah but how many miles will it go before it performs the walk of shame back to the dealer?

Who are the husband and wife here? Jeffrey Bezos and the former Mr.s Jeffrey Bezos.

It’s fine. I trust in Elon. He’ll just perform a software update and this will all go away. Add the music in post, as they say. Hope it’s the theme to Inspector Gadget.

It’s Taycan or nothing. This looks so bloated. Not sleek or sexy in the least bit. Striking? Sure. But I wouldn’t use the word Panamera and beautiful in the same sentence...except in this sentence!

All I care about is what would Bruce Wayne drive during the day and at night? The man loves his British cars and classic American cars. Maybe even Italian. But definitely not German. Not Porsche. You’ll never ever mistake a Porsche for a Batmobile. But a Corvette is indeed possible. That’s the one I want! Z06 with

Perfect little speed rocket/demon. The hi-performance model should have good driving dynamics. The steering will probably be lifeless but, hey, most manufacturers have exited that market anyway, unfortunately.

Say what you want but this absolutely weakens the position of the WGA. No question about it. And, no offense, but the interviews is what most people care about. The monologue. New Rules. All of that. It’s window dressing. It’s the onions, peppers, and or even egg-over-easy on the burger but it’s not the burger. And

Police departments do a terrible job at weeding out those who were bullied or have attitude issues. Power hungry folks are the last people who should have the honor of being a cop. We need more Captain America’s applying and getting the job and less Red Skulls. No Red Skulls.

My rule of thumb for cars costing 100 large or more is, I don’t care how many horses are under the hood, that interior better be so good that your woman gives you road head at the mere sight of it. She doesn’t even ask you first. As soon as you both get in the car, she starts going to town. This interior here barely

 

All these chat shows are awful. Insufferable. Get rid of the whole lot of them. As much as I used to love SNL, nobody these days will miss it.

The Church of Scientology is as much of a church as the Church of Arthur Fonzarelli, which is to say none.

Batur. Bat. So one of Bruce Wayne’s daytime rides.

There’s premium and luxury. There’s expensive and luxury. Something can be expensive but not necessarily luxury. Not at all that different from clothing brands and accessories. A 100k Jeep is expensive and premium but still not luxury, even if the materials inside are luxurious. It comes across as a try-hard. To a

Yep, the infrastructure is sorely lacking and there are no Dwight’s or Robert Moses’ ready to lead the charge to reshape America’s roads, so to speak. Government is sitting on their ass waiting for the private sector to blink first. All they do is throw people a few thou on their taxes to buy an expensive EV. I have

If you got money to burn and a place to charge your EV every night, there’s no issue. All the lux makers are preparing to move, straight up, to EVs and cut petrol off at the knees. Porsche Macan. EV. Range Rover Velar. EV. Jags going all in. Volvo is going all in. It’s coming. And I don’t see the prices going down.

Mercedes is not usually my cup of tea but this is nice. Real nice. A Mercedes 911/718. I’d like to see how this compares to the M line of coupes from BMW.

I do quite like it. Amazing how something that once was today becomes a classic.