Wonder if the state of Florida is gonna do anything for those girls besides throw them in shitty group/foster homes. Doubt it. On another note this reminded me of Quinn on Dexter.

I think you just made my day.

They might have a point, but I'm not gonna open that can of worms...instead, I'll open this one: I feel terrible for saying it, but there's something about those kids' faces that scream 'asshole'. I wouldn't doubt that they're absolute terrors to anyone who has the displeasure of working with or around them.

I can't really stand any of them, but Katy's done this before. California Gurls sounded just like Ke$ha's Tik Tok. Oeh oeh uh ohhh, Ahhouhwah ah Ohwhoa.

Some men are lost causes in the sack. I'll gyrate, quiver, moan and scream til the guy cums to get it over with if I want to. What they don't know won't hurt them. The second I have to start giving explicit directions, most of the time they lose their boner, anyway. It's mah haht bodeh, and ahdu whattah waunt! …

I do try my best to make my partners feel desired and appreciated, but as for a general population of males reading internet articles, no, I wouldn't offer my reassurance to that group of people.

Though this article has truth to it, I would have never written it. I'm at a point in my life where I refuse to go out of my way to make men feel good about themselves. The thought of a man ever writing an article like this to reassure women about insecurities they have about their bodies would be laughable.

How Crystal Head Vodka ruined my wedding...and my cousin's life.

I might have an explanation for that... The biggest reason for why women I know personally don't hit the gym is because they feel embarrassed and ashamed of their bodies and feel silly working out in front of men or other more fit females. It's comparable to dancing... A fat girl will dance her ass off at home when…