Me too! And then I looked in the mirror and I think I have one but my gag reflex gives me no chance at getting it and now it just sits there tormenting me.

I will never eat strawberry-cream cheese Toaster Strudel again.

Aneurysm in her sleep. A freak incident :\

Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?

This is amazing, much like his 17-layer bow tie. That thing's gotta violate SOMETHING in Leviticus.

I didn't know he was a dictator. I thought he was a king.

Gawker ran with it, apparently.

this guy was on "from g's to gents" right?

I just want him so badly to do a track with Ice jj Fish. I mean bringing #fishnation and #myjawwwdinzz would be the tip of hiphop.

Marilyn? Wow. Old lady fist bump. Marilyn was NEVER going to happen, but it was fun watching the attempt.

Dude definitely knows what he is doing, and I'm okay with it. I'm 100% sure that he is hot about the fact that he's 10 minutes of fame has not come yet. He is like a manufactured pop culture personality based on hip hop and rap stereotypes that are fine-toned for easy pop culture consumption.

I am also pretty obsessed with Riff Raff, probably for the last six years or so. I am thoroughly convinced he's trolling everyone. Remember all the controversy a few years ago surrounding his background/upbringing? Also, my guy hung out with him a few times during the Moog Festival last year (press pass access),…

This one is great too:

My Kinja name is based off of RiFF RaFF (Horst Christian Simco a.k.a. Riff Raff a.k.a. Jody Highroller a.k.a. The Neon Icon a.k.a. Blueberry Jones a.k.a. Codeine Olajuwon a.k.a. Count Raffula a.k.a. Cocaine Cartwheels) and because my name is actually Jones. My friend made a music video for him and he said it was hands…

The thing about RiFF that most people don't understand is that when you take him too seriously, you lose the entire point of why he is the way he is.

Y'all still trying to make him happen?

I like Riff and his nonsensical lyrics. I couldn't tell if he was for real or not and came across this radio interview that put him in perspective for me (at the time, this is kinda old).

Pink lotion ain't no middle of the mall shit.