You do realize the words "dick" and "crotch shot', coupled with your insistence on visiting sites for entertainment during work hours are what will get you fired...don't try to blame the freaking writers on here! Grow up and do your job- look at dick off the clock like the rest of us do

yoh my gawwwd- this, AFTER you looked at every peen?

And how!

Definitely one of the best, in every way.

No, I work for a giant corporation that monitors web use and blocks sites like Gawker and has a million warnings everywhere that remind us that looking at pornographic imagery is cause for immediate termination. And I am not the only person here who is in this position.

Jesus! What movie is that?!

Short bus features a man singing into another man's ass and a whole lot of peen. More than 9 Songs. I'm down with the list, Mr. Shrayber.

are you saying feminists hate dicks??? palease girl

Thank you! Being compared to Tracie isn't really an insult, you know. I was a fan years before I worked here.

I could not be more blessed!

omg you're so cool you don't care about weddings

I'm glad you think I'm funny. I don't find people as dimwitted, obtuse and generally lacking in knowledge as you don't tend to find me all that funny. I'm great at parties because I don't invite people like you to mine.

Yeah, black republicans are like black cops -they go out of their way to fuck up colored folks on GP so they can get backslapped once they're back in the locker room.

oh good this again

Anti Blackness is an old immigrant tactic to used become accepted by the American polity.

Its ingrained into the assimilation strategies of the United States, don't be surprised when Immigrants of color, yes even black ones, put it into play.

And those Democrats (Dixiecrats, actually) officially left the party when FDR started to consider the opinions of Black folk, so yeah... That too.

Most black people are not what you would describe as left-wing, but let's not pretend that Republicans and especially Tea Party Republicans are not some of the most racist fuckers ever. How you could align yourself with the party of Lee fucking Atwater is beyond me.

They will go out of their way to shit on their fellow black people. There is nothing worse than a black person that denies racism and think that other black people "play the victim." They will bend over backwards to prove they are "not those kind of blacks." Oh and in my own experience, immigrant black people are some…

You never know what might happen once they're in office though. A lot of people will run as a hardliner to get voted in and end up being less so once elected. I wouldn't hold my breath, but you never know where the dice might land.

This is well written and informative, but it seems more like it should be on XOJane in their "it happened to me" section rather than Jezebel.