yes, but all that work seriously aged her, as in you are right, she does look like her mother, her post middle age 50+++ (? don’t know) mother.

Thank you for sharing this. Pretty.awesome.

I want Europe’s the final countdown played at mine.

I am deeply ashamed but I laughed a lot on this one. Damn, thats fucked up.

weeeelllll, please demonstrate. Or at least a nice step by step, unless you are saying, put it on, don't use eye maker remover, just wash the rest of your face and by day 2ish/3, your eyeliner game will be tight.

Well, I don’t know, but if its anything like NA beer,then nope. I went out for my birthday last night, I had exactly 1.5 glass of wine (so a total of 6 oz) and last night, blinding headache and vomiting all this morning, so much so I had to call in sick to work today…I read somewhere if I “add back” that enzyme that…

I have been talking to my friends about this exactly, and sadly I am not joking. I have a friend that is a immigration lawyer here in the United States and I have been picking her brain about what potential “reasons” could I use to request asylum in another country (preferably somewhere in Europe).

Cant we just move to France instead… ok ok no, Denmark, Sweden? Finland? no one does anything bad in Denmark. Antarctica is just so very extreme. yeah, ok Antarctica I do have a dog that I must bring, this dog hates every other animal on earth.

One of my doc’s said it might be the fact that my stomach doesn’t produce enough of that enzyme that (processes? ) alcohol because I get the red cheeks, stuffy nose, insane pulse (120 resting) massive headache, etc. after 1 glass of wine, so its almost like a alcohol allergy of some sort? Alcoholism runs in my family…

You know, I would do anything if I could just drink more than 2 glasses of wine without prolific projectile vomiting and headaches that send me to the ER. TWO glasses of wine, anything more, VOM all around. I am totally jealous of you.

Draw us a picture. Please.

I am totally trying this. Thank you. I just usually so no when they ask about whether or not I am bringing anything back/purchases back. I never understood that stupid ass question about shit to declare. I have had this happen twice coming back to the U.S. from France and the answer both times have been nope. I just…

mine also just took flight.

You lost me at wine. They can pry the nightly wine from my cold cold wine stained hands.

Thanks for pointing that out. That makes a lot more sense.

Or weed. Weed, I SWEAR is one of the most libido enhancement potions I have ever touched. For me, it chills and relaxes the mind enough for orgasm. Wait, wrong forum, I am referring to orgasms, but it does make me want to get on the pony for the orgasm in the first place, but my motivation is strictly orgasm and that…

That is very true for some companies, especially the one’s catering towards a younger, hipper, generation Y crowd or Millennials and I am glad its changing, but your appearance is something that affects you during an interview, surely that is not up for debate, right?

Kinda what I was thinking, but whatever!

Behind the ear/next - hair could can cover it, is what most corporate recruiters are thinking, but as our hiring mangers and key decision makers become younger, traditional views will be less stringent, for example, 12 years ago I would never show up to an interview without hosiery now I never wear it, hair in a bun,…

But did they do that during the interview process? I worked in corporate recruiting for over 15 years and NEVER saw anyone crazy enough to not cover clearly visible tattoos during the interview process actually hired or moved along further in the interview process. Now, once they were hired - all bets were off. Now to…