Can you imagine? I would gleefully and joyfully wax away! No more near fainting experiences, sweating bullets, it would be like a 20 minute long massage.

All I keep thinking is, can I use this to numb my lady bits before a bikini wax?

Look at his eyes as he sees that shoe coming. You gotta give George some credit for moving at the speed of light.

Justify it.

I can't stop laughing at that gif. He is a star at dodging I see. Damn, he was QUICK!

Yes, yes and yes. Thank god for functional and attractive.

Now, THESE are a work of art. I want these and I live in Phoenix, Arizona.

Get on the IUD. If you can convince a ob/gyn who has surgical privileges to put you under for it,it will be a breeze. I would not have been able to get it inserted otherwise. Now I love, love LOVE it!!

Me and my husband used this method for 6 years. It worked flawlessly except for the ONE time he didn't pull out. I now know the exact date I was knocked up, because that is the only time he didn't pull out. That was 4 years ago. We went back to that method after baby, and last month I finally got the IUD (lupron+IUD…

Oh my! This is awful and brilliant all at the same time.

You win.

Phoenix, AZ. I am sure if you stay out of the popular ones and just stick to the hole in the walls you will find this on a tuesday or wednesday night. Easy 'pickings.

I use it to my advantage. I like going to rock n roll trivia night at bars and pull a didn't see that coming, huh.

Yup, stealing this for my inventory of the greatest gifs EVER.

I still think they might be the safer of the lot as they get tested way more often than the regular population. Also, that is the piece most people seem to gloss over, they might have caught it from the sex they have in their regular non-porn lives.

As someone who grew up on a farm with baby goats, lifting dead baby goats is very very mortifying (i.e. herding murderous dogs are bad, 'mmmkay).

I promise to go to the gym more often IF I get to dead lift baby goats.

Fantastic. Too bad that is exactly what did NOT happen in my example. Maybe my tenant read that too and decided to use that information as a platform to convince me of something that did not actually happen.

The problem with his particular story is he spoke about it like a literal transfer. Like, hey, I am simply transferring to this local municipality from a completely different state. That link you provided seems to be discussing a in state lateral transfer, not one from a completely different state [The applicant must…

You have to apply to the job just like everyone else. So you would be applying as a external candidate. Transferring implies that you are a "internal" candidate. You can't transfer from one municipality to another. Coming from another precinct does help during the application process but you don't get to just…