Were you questioned by cops and arrested also?

..Thin, white, tight-pussed dollars only, please.

You know one day I was in Marshalls and I saw this white guy in the handbag section with 10 handbags, the premium brands, 5 lined up on each arm, this guy then runs right by me, out the door into a waiting car. The store manager runs over to me as this guys exits the store to ask me if I saw anything, how many bags…

I always wonder how a perfectly normal person (assuming these officers are emotionally stable and normal) could do something like this in good faith and not feel like shit while doing it or not feel like a POS when they go home and go to sleep at night? How does a normal person get a good nights rest after doing…

Yes, I think this was incredibly lame and offensive. Its almost like the only thing they thought would be funny would be fat jokes. So they couldn't come up with anything else but fat jokes. I am always curious about how comedians like this view this treatment or why they would even agree to something like this?…

IF my husband ever used my toothbrush for any reason on planet earth I would divorce him and then bury him in the backyard.

Well at least you tube her version of "Cleaning out my closet" its a really really fucked up rap, but not because of anything she did. I couldn't even finish listening to it, although it was raw, well done and riveting.

That is Fantastic! Going to find that movie asap.

This is exactly how I feel about her - Cry me a fucking river, you douche-tastic asshole. You are mad, because you didnt get to go on a victory tour???

See, I was thinking that HE actually looks a little bit like a ape or a Ne·an·der·thal. Maybe he is projecting.

This is GOLD. Man, this just gets better and better. Exactly the tool I imagined he would be.

Ok you win!

He is classy! Perfect - just my type, basically exactly what I thought he would look like. Thanks for the link - this is priceless.

...and for the love of god, NO BLACK CHICKS, anything but a black chick. I am always really confused by someone who will date any other race but a black person. He sounds like a gem. Can a racist on this thread (don't pretend there aren't any) explain the logic to me so that I can understand? Ok, not really, THAT was…

So I should needlessly hate someone because they are rich? Would it be better if she just pretended like she was not rich?

That is what I was thinking. I am going to put down the glass of hater-aide, as I would probably totally throw a party like this and FILM it, like a movie trailer if I was filthy rich. Hell, I throw pretentious dinner parties now and I have no money. So yeah.

Or you can go to JCrew which has the same exact dealio for half the price. I got a similar ensemble from them in a papaya color for 1/4 the price. Same EXACT bottom, slightly different top. It was on clearance with no returns so I cant find a picture to show you at the moment.

I am happy to see this as I have had this thought in my head for years that when I eat breakfast, no matter how protein rich, I am even HUNGRIER by 10am, than if I didnt eat breakfast. I have been saying this for years - Eat Breakfast, insatiable and ravenous by 10am, dont eat breakfast, less hungry and not insane by…

I knew it. Its always THOSE guys that come on here with this nonsense. The ones that no woman would ever give the time of day in the first place. How cute, he is just bitter.

You can tell the one below is a wig, because although well done, its hard to hide that "bulkiness" factor. Unless you completely shave your head or maybe have really short and THIN hair, its nearly impossible to get rid of the the bulk under a wig.