Well the problem is, as awesome as your mother sounds, NOTHING good ever comes from a Unwanted child. No one wins. No one. That is the problem.

Definitely - Rachet. You should look up rachet piece theatre on youtube for reference.

Man, this would be so awesome, if that could be the fine print on this threat.

Jesus. This made me cringe and laugh at the same time. How awful. Oh god, this is a joke right? I mean I felt like it was a joke, towards the end of the recording, when you hear a british voice say, feel like a virgin again, and then a another heavily accented voice right after, giving a url, and this voice sounds…

Funny how that works. Oh this also applies to crime/punishment for said crime too.

I sat here thinking the same thing - that is a mightly long roll down the run way, took him forever to take off. I am a novice and the first thing I thought, plane must be overloaded. I wonder if the passengers will sue for what seems to be obvious negligence? Glad they survived it.

I would love it if natural hair in all its glory was supported - Do you know how happy I would be if I didn't have to spend two laborious hours straightening it each time I wash it, just so I can leave the house? I think I would sell my soul for wash and wear hair.

I think the problem is although ideally, WE would all like to wear our hair naturally, kinks, curls, coils and all, Black Women with hair like this has been discouraged to do so by mainstream corporate society. This is not an observation. This is a fact. Ask anyone who has worked in any corporate HR atmosphere. I…

This makes me wish there was a way to legally just drive over her and her car. I would sell my soul to see the dump truck driver, be like, fuck it.

When I think of all the *things* I wanted fixed at her age....Thank God, no one really paid attention to my pleas or even had the finances to do anything about it. Now I look back and yes, my ears are kinda big, my nose is a little bulby, my knees truly knobby, but meh...dont really care anymore. You do become…

Yes I was a bit disturbed by all of the points you brought up - especially, point #1. I get it, get your ears pinned back, although I am relatively confident some strategic hair styling might have helped, but why throw in things that are clearly cosmetic? perhaps not even needed? I would love to follow up with this…

Well its sucks because Dane Cook, the most unfunny dude ever, well it blows, because he is simply not funny at all. I don't get all the fascination that folks have with him. He is so not funny, it makes me cringe to listen to him.

I can acknowledge that, but if I risked my life saving someone else's and they sat right next to me and wouldn't even look at me, that would really bother me. In the video when the reporter would ask her questions about this person who saved her life, she would answer the reporter, but never once would she acknowledge…

I did see that video and that is the first thing I thought, how she sat right now to him, and never would look him in the eye, even as she was being asked questions about the actions he took to save her life. She was very,very odd.

As always, I am here laughing at her poor attempt to sound like she is all about "trap music" - Still makes me chuckle. It sounds, crazy. I wonder how long she stayed up, looking in the mirror with her voice recorder practicing that, umm, accent.

Definitely passion. He is keeping it for passion. We are talking daily (?) ball washing here.

Now THAT is a funny rape joke and you even get - MESSAGE!- at the same time.

You seriously don't see how the N word is different than saying the word "retarded"? Does the N word have ANY other meaning on the planet that the one it HAS been used for? Please don't say the typical, "black people say all the time to each other thing" that too is not the same thing.

HA! Ok that was awesome. Its not the same thing, not at all and I am offended when people say it is.

I was thinking Christeene is more meh and satire (ish) than mykki is.