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Maybe Lattrell Sprewell will finally be able to feed his family....

Molina must have pushed the umpire "the right way".

HE PUSHED HIM #THERIGHTWAY

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

My 6 year old son just asked me if that was his first time tackling someone.

eHarmony... accepting the touchID so that you can benefit from at least some kind of physical contact today...

These Derek Jeter send-offs just get more and more emotional.

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?

When asked to elaborate on his reason for keeping his defensive lineman active, Harbaugh replied, "from what we've heard, flinching is not going to stop Ray McDonald."

Respect for others' personal space

So why is this one on here then. If 46% of snorers were non-positional then that should mean that 54% of snorers were positional. If the majority is positional then in most cases rolling over does stop snoring.

Let's see what happens after the Giants play a game that isn't on the same day as a huge scandal in the NFL.

Football is an aggressive sport. But the Ravens, of all people, should know how important it is to channel that aggression. And use it only when appropriate. Like, when burning a white suit that could totally incriminate you in a murder.

Personally, I have had my fill of Rice. But I will probably be ready for some more of this in a few hours.

They've really raised the level of discourse on First Take lately.

Not mentioned, you can yell at your clothes. Scream at them.. "Fuck you, you fucking wrinkles". It works about as good as spraying them with water and letting them hang dry or hanging them in the shower with you.