Well, fuck.

More importantly, why does he high five anyone? That is the most annoying thing at games, fans who high five.

why does he always high-five his (i'm guessing) dad second? :(

He closed his remarks by saying "Honestly, you guys are acting like queers over this whole thing."

And it's only not a brutal call if you're a Red Wings fan. Since I'm neither a 'Hawks or Wings fan, I'll say that the call was ticky-tacky at best. In the playoffs, you don't make that call. In the regular season, you probably don't make that call. Was it brutal, no, but it was a bad call.

Can we...can we laugh at this?

to be fair, it WAS a monday night. sometimes you can just watch games with your friends on TV after work/getting dinner on weeknights and you don't need to eat a ton of shit because its already like, what, 9:45 pm by this point? :/

I can't either...the reaction is just, idk, perfect?

Judging from the "one-cheek-squeak" leaning stance and the Freudian slip of "that's a tough ass, that..." As the first thing she says, I'm going with the female on this one. You get a sense she is hurrying them through the segment so she can unleash that beast.

"It's a Tough Ass" at the beginning

I saw Colt McCoy's name and assumed this was another wounded duck joke.

The bear had a hankering for some Rhesus Pieces.

I cannot for the life me understand why every arena still plays "Sandstorm".

If I had to suffer watching a game at Nassau Coliseum, I'd be superdrunk too.

I am going to buy one and use it to 3D print more 3D printers!!!

I'm not homophobic. I have lots of gay friends that I really don't care about

Is it you? It's you, right?

As long as we're promoting stereotypes, how long until he drowns in that pool?

Never bet against Mike Wallace in a race.