I clicked on the article just to read the comments.

My thoughts exactly. Why have a few splashes on the side of the sink when you can cover the entire vanity top and half of the floor with the water that gushes out of the top while your child washes their hands in a stream of water that doesn't accomplish much.

For all of you weekend warriors who have a table saw, table router and an assortment of clamps.

Tires - It’s the only contact between your vehicle and the road. You probably won’t completely realize this until you buy cheap tires but quality tires improve handling, traction, ride, decrease road noise and in some cases can improve gas mileage.

No Full Monty?

He’s the only person I want to punch. Just him.

I’m not a violent person but every time I see a picture of him I want to punch him in his face.

How lazy do you have to be to run potatoes through the dishwasher to clean them?

Honestly, it took so long to process, I'm closing it because I don't care enough to wait.

The golden silence rule. One of the best negotiating tactics.

She doesn't make "$488 a day working from home using the link below" does she? I'm just making sure these bots aren't becoming more sophisticated.

Fool me once, shame on me....

Have fun with that.

You aren't doing much to improve on silence yourself. Using your own words, you have devolved this comments section into something resembling a YouTube comment thread, complete with a mom insult. There are a lot of comments I don't like on Deadspin, but instead of hurling personal insults I ignore them like a normal…

OK, kidding aside. I have no idea why my comment spurred on your comments that quickly became into a personal attack that couldn't be farther from the truth. If you think I run around quoting Borat and Anchorman, so be it. I don't, but that isn't my point. I posted and you went from zero to dick-hole in one…

You aren't a very good troll.

It isn't EXACTLY the same thing. If it was, Sanchez's left arm would be directly in the throwing lane. I think this makes 5 times you've posted it. We get it, and most still don't agree.

Go play in traffic troll. I was watching that game when Ventura charged the mound. I never said I was going deep into the record books and drawing out a mind-boggling conclusion about hit batsmen. It stands out in my mind because Nolan Ryan beat the hell out of him. I can only hope it burns when you piss.

This is the first thing that popped in my head when charging the mound was mentioned.