You glorious bastard you.

Been there with the near death experience. It was a freak accident that did almost earn me a free MediVac ride. That was 10 years ago and it still fucks with me occasionally.

That's why I love that there is no explanation. None is needed.

I love that there is no explanation as to why the Jaguars tree topper is a horrible deal.

The link on the fencing response has a video that is really hard to watch.
http://theconcussionblog.com/2011/01/07/the…

Automatic toilets flush when you stand up...they do this because they think you are done. You sit to wipe, so says Big Toilet...and I agree.

I don't even know what to think anymore.

I'd like to think Andy farted on him.

I'm with you on the speeding shit up front. But I also agree with instituting replay. If we could stop every batter from adjusting his batting gloves, cup and helmet after every pitch whether they swung or not, imagine how much time you could carve from a 9 inning game. The replay will hardly take any time but people…

He looks a bit like the Laker bro on the left.

I did a double take with the music. Candy shop is a very interesting soundtrack choice.

"Is Sonic open?" Way to maintain, Dwayne. Solid poker face.

Knowing everything my dogs have seen, I would be subjected to never ending scorn and ridicule. And I would deserve every bit of it.

The kind that have spiders nesting in their brain I guess.

Ahh, that old chestnut.

I found his mom.