This is either the saddest thing I've ever read, or the best troll I've ever read.

Remember that one time he hit a receiver in stride?

Am I the only one who is tired of Rob Delaney? Yes? Ok, nevermind.

They didn't dot their Us and Es.

That looks really painful, so painful in fact that I could only watch the gif 50 or 60 more times at the most.

With a clean hip check.

I'm wondering what anti-Spokane rhetoric sounds like.

Dey terker jerbs!

Can you clarify for the rest of the class who are still trying to decipher? Show your work.

Back in the 80's I collected the UPCs and sent away for my Star Wars Emperor action figure. Sadly, it never came. Do you think the illuminati had something to do with it?

2 words...Sam Elliot

You made me laugh and not feel as bad about the Penguins trading Marcus Naslund for Alex Stojanov at the same time, thank you!

Came to make a shoe beating joke...instead a +1 to you.

Are you telling me the someone with the twitter handle @youngdirtynigga isn't on the up-and-up? Hogwash!

@mlb Your meme is bad and you should feel bad.

You forgot about the Scott Stapp theme song.

+1

At any point in the little "dance" before you get into the water did you think "I look like a total moron!"