The Best Supporting Actress Oscar nomination in 2009 surely helped tremendously. (As did the talent and judicious choice of roles that helped her get the nom.)

I have a hard time imagining a parallel universe where I don't find Hermes scarves incredibly ugly, whatever their price. There are so many really luxury brands I just find horribly tacky - Chanel and Louis Vuitton are two of the worst offenders. Hermes leather goods aren't bad, although the "H" belt buckles are a…

Oh, sure, nothing like a $400+ substitute for a fucking brown bag. I've actually debated over buying an Hermes scarf in a moment of insanity, but you literally have to be wiping your ass with twenties to be willing to use one of them to carry around your groceries. Why not pick up your dog's shit with one while you're…

I do not hate SUVs, but I absolutely hate minivans. With a passion.

OMG but what if they make us follow her stupid terrible life at home! And more Larry!! GOD LARRY WHY DON'T YOU JUST SWALLOW YOUR OWN DAMN TONGUE ALREADY.

Whatever. My boyfriend will tell anyone how much he loves taking a bubble bath with my Lush products while getting drunk and watching Stephen Hawking documentaries. All you have to do is ask him.

Coke Zero doesn't have a caffeine free option either. Cause Bros like to stamped AMPED.

Tobias Fünke: They probably don't make it in a woman's.
Narrator: They only make it in a woman's.

If you go around calling yourself a Republican, you are purposefully associating yourself with the hardcore, far-right "I've got mine" Republicans. Because if you aren't vocally against them, you're with them. And that ain't workin' for me.

SMG is in the "never went to school" club, so she's a "Bieber Republican"* like a lot of child actors.

It's amazing how much she looks like her sister, Leann.

We should really just start calling them O-bortions.

We support the rights of like-minded people to say stuff we support. ;)

And don't forget to make your next appointment using your Obama Phone, living in your Obama Palace, chowing down on your Obama Cheese.

I'd start boycotting Clear Channel stations if I weren't already avoiding them out of respect for real music. That company has never heard a Nickelback or Bieber song it didn't embrace.

Maybe they can update it for the modern age. Here's the background: "A former victim of sexual abuse at the hands of her father, Ward got compelled at age 41 by the news of another child in her family getting sexually abused by relatives to go to college and law school. Upon graduation, Wynona, weighed down by over…

Name one piece of legislation Elizabeth Windsor has voted for or introduced. Sorry, being a parasite on the British taxpayer doesn't count as service.

Fuck yes this all of this. Fuck this movie and fuck the Royal Family

Sadly, this movie and Queen get all the promotion and accolades while The Lady, starring Michelle Yeoh as Aung San Suu Kyi just gets ignored since Kyi is only a Nobel-prize winning peace activist, politician and political prisoner and Diana and Elizabeth Windsor get to sponge off a country and look all pretty doing…

You do realize that the notion of 'female orgasms' were a debatable topic in fairly recent history, right?