Yeah this just sounds like “look at naked people” for people who don’t know how to type the word “boobies” into their web browser.

This is great, but why propose it to be called anything with ‘Washington’ in it?? There are (and will be if the state will be called Washington, DC and the district will also be called Washington, DC) too many Washingtons already...unless they’re going to call it ‘East Washington’. Just name it Douglass and be done…

First of all, thank you for this good post and good counterpoint and pushback. I am in favor of defunding the police but think it’s a good and necessary thing to actually discuss what it means, and whether it’s a good idea, because it is an admittedly radical idea, and I’d be lying if I said I could say with 100%…

That’s part of what it entails. But a big part of what it entails is severely reducing, or even eliminating entirely, the role of police in public safety. In other words, what “Defund the Police” conveys is basically accurate to the goal. It’s not just about moving some money from police budgets to social services…

‘Because you fit the description of someone we’re investigating.”

I need a beer. Ideally, with Sen. Warren in a sun room where she will spill all kinds of off-the-record herbal tea while dodging calls from Bernard and Robinette. 

But did she throw any office supplies at Sanders?

May I ask why you’ve lumped her in with Hillary Clinton? Just because both she and Hillary = woman + same age group + roughly same hair color? I’ll vote for Warren for the same reason I voted for her as my senator: She’s smart, she’s got plans, and I think she can get things done (assuming Dems can take back the…

THANK YOU.

IDK I thought the “sweeping reform candidate with ACTUAL FUCKING STEP-BY-STEP PLANS” was a pretty great niche but what do I know

“ it’d be so hilarious to try to elect senators who actually represent their constituents interests”

what, a caucus lead by Chuck “for every blue-collar voter we lose, we’ll pick up two suburban republicans” Schumer would really prefer to not have to pass legislation? knock me over with a feather

Joe Biden is the Joe Lieberman of 2020.

No left-wing politician in either America or Europe is calling for open borders.

John McCain’s entire career was catnip to all the shit that fires up the political media:

Serious question, what has MCain done in his career that merits the level of adoration that he is receiving now? I took a quick look over his history and other than attempts to negotiate with a few Muslim extremist groups (which arguably he helped exacerbate since he was heavily in favor of going to war with Iraq),…

Same. Like, you can’t evict someone just because they are a racist asshole.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: as soon as it is possible for the Democrats to do so, they should dissolve the entire Department of Homeland Security. ICE and HSI should be wholly abolished; the FBI can manage their duties from here. The Border Patrol should be placed back under the aegis of the Justice…

Anyone who wonders how ordinary people became “Hitler’s willing executioners,” here’s a textbook example of how such vermin evolve.

If you’re going to make a scene the airport is a good place because you’re less likely to get shot.