Hey Juggling_Life – I totally agree in the longterm, especially with certain fitness demographic/profiles... e.g. women who don't really need to lose weight will be misled by the scale on a long term basis.

This is not a server revenge story, but a date revenge story

You clearly haven't been to a Burger King in the last decade if you think that.

Shortening yellow light time is a sure fire way to decrease safety. If they actually wanted to increase safety then they would get rid of the cameras and lengthen yellow light time, as well as lengthening the small period where all four lights are red

I just threw up a little bit thinking about ranch dressing on shrimp.

Son, Santa does not exist. You see, if there was someone able to delivery presents to all the kids in the world in 24hrs, his super-speed would cause so much friction in the air, it would be able to burn air like plasma from the reentry of a space capsule.

I like the Santa myth because I just find it to be innocent fun. Kids don't need to be beat over the head with reality every day of their lives. Now the Elf on the Shelf, that's just straight up mental blackmail.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus

because the death of Matthew Shepard was not about straight people.

I try to keep the cruise set within 5 of the limit when driving out of state, since that'll cover me up to 7-8 over or so when going down hills.

Here are McMike's top tips about speeding in Virginia.

My mother drove (for the first time in her life) my GT-R from Miami to Washington, DC, and was pulled over in Emporia, VA (a known speed trap) for 81 mph, and given a reckless driving ticket. When she got home, fifteen different law firms sent her mail asking to represent her. It's all a fucked up scam, and she got…

"Hello passengers. Yes we're retuning to the gate for a while. We have to disembark the person who will feed, water, and make you comfortable over the next 18 hours as we fly to Seoul. If you would like to know why, please see Ms Cho in first class, row 8, seat C. Enjoy your chat."

That's because you grabbed two packs of sporks at the condiment bar .... ;-)

But on the other hand, you also have to applaud Korean Air for not allowing their service standards to slip, even the tiniest bit.

How exactly do you serve nuts...wrong? What did she do, pour them over the VIP's head?

When I screwup someone's nuts I usually get a well-diserved thank you!

Shown: INFURIATINGLY POORLY-SERVED NUTS!!! 2/10 WOULD NOT FLY AGAIN!!!

This is Texas. Federal laws are for other states.

I just love it when assholes get their first taste of wasabi. brings back memories. I didn't even have to sell it as a 'green Japanese mayo', I just left the take-out sushi containers unattended for a brief while and there the asshole was tilting the wasabi into his mouth. normally he was all 'what's this? is there…