I try to be mad at my cats when they knock shit down, but the little fuckers just give me their little stares of cute death, utter a little "love me" meow, and I'm putty in their little furry hands.

He totally dropped the ball with this one, he's not supposed to look at the camera...he's supposed to look at his hapless victims. In that sense, in order to get both, he should have teamed up with someone moving the camera, or come in on his victims from behind.

I'm disppointed. The hand gesture is unwarranted, too.

I'm getting a strong Orcs Must Die vibe from this footage

Right, because it clearly copied Orcs Must Die. :D

I just want to add that video game names are really friggin' dumb.

Anyone else being reminded of Orcs Must Die?

Be honest and just say DLC EA...

Oh he does not give a single f about video games. But I personally don't care, I like this role he has of the outsider pointing out the absurdity of some things in the gaming sphere.

I need this in wallpaper form

The thing they showed in the video was a Cyberdemon which is waaaaaaaaaaaaay before Quake 2's Stroggs. The video is more of a fan service to those of us that played that. And Quakecon is mid July, so you won't have to wait all that long.

Titanfall? I guess you never played Unreal Tournament

That was completely planned on the cop's part!

This game looks amazing, and, hopefully it will bring back action style battles, ESO completely ruined.

dem booties

Well yeah, he can't really say anything bad to his new overlords. Deal with it, Carmack belongs to Facebook now.

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Seriously, reporting on stretchy, thin condoms?