Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

I don't know if this is an appropriate time to do an impression of James Harden letting an attacking player blow right by him.

Fans running onto the field really should be doing it to the Benny Hill theme.

"I regret that I have but one chicken to eat for my country."

i just had chicken pot pie and it was a delicious murdery meal and i regret only the fact that i had three helpings bc now i am very full.

Wouldn't it make more sense for the cat to be Tom?

I voted for Tom.

As has been pointed out, Raiola has been a dick the majority of his career.

As has been pointed out, Raiola was a dick to some college marching band members last year.

What. The. Fuck. You play football (primarily) to get girls. It is easy for anybody with a personality to get laid. It is even easier for football players that look even remotely human. Why does this keep happening? If this is true, castrate them before they get to FSU.

Look at all the fucks Missouri gives

She looks way too happy for the jobs she is doing. I call BS.

Ebola skittles manufactured by the government!

Sure! Here you go:

Coolest part of the game was the fans finishing the American National Anthem and doing the entire Canadian National Anthem after a microphone mishap.

Things got heated in the locker room afterwards between Kobe and Carlos Boozer. "Pointing at a teammate while someone drives for an easy layup is MY signature move!" said Boozer.

The "OSIRIS-REx team" is a poorly chosen title for the support crew, I prefer "Bennu & the Jets". Well even if you didn't like my suggestion here is the link to what I think is a very creative naming choice, Joseph Campbell would have enjoyed this story: http://www.livescience.com/33309-nasa-acr…

Let's hope they remember to do the feet->meters conversion properly this time :)