Wouldn't it make more sense for the cat to be Tom?

I voted for Tom.

As has been pointed out, Raiola has been a dick the majority of his career.

As has been pointed out, Raiola was a dick to some college marching band members last year.

What. The. Fuck. You play football (primarily) to get girls. It is easy for anybody with a personality to get laid. It is even easier for football players that look even remotely human. Why does this keep happening? If this is true, castrate them before they get to FSU.

Look at all the fucks Missouri gives

Sure! Here you go:

Coolest part of the game was the fans finishing the American National Anthem and doing the entire Canadian National Anthem after a microphone mishap.

Things got heated in the locker room afterwards between Kobe and Carlos Boozer. "Pointing at a teammate while someone drives for an easy layup is MY signature move!" said Boozer.

Worst Family? Oh, we do beg to differ...

Blount, pulling the sports equivalent of one of the members in a threesome getting insanely jealous that the other two are so fucking into each other....

Oh sure, but when RGIII leaves the game in the first quarter it's perfectly fine.

There's no way he wins this appeal. I mean, who knows more about injuring people while showing no meaningful remorse than the NFL?

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement – none of those options is realistically available to a four-year old child.

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement

Here's my question; did no one at the ESA not think, "Perhaps I should tell the guy who's going to be on camera, answering questions from reporters and being transmitted all around the world as the face of our agency, that his shirt is inappropriate?"

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

'How can I make money off of a basketball player?'"

Called the wrong guy. Mark Emmert would've been happy to give him some tips.

So no beer, they have to move the tournament to the winter when all the European leagues are still going on, you might go to jail if you're gay, and they are basically using slave labor to build stadiums which will have no purpose after the tournament. FIFA makes the NFL look like Amnesty International.