By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged.

Bad vote counting in Florida, shocking.

At least it was on the road. If the game were at Miami, there woulda been more people on third base than in the stands.

White Guy: [assists Africa]

Who's next to join the Kiss My Ass club?

Dry humping Cousins really isn't that unusual in Tennessee.

Randy Johnson, murder.

The last time A-Rod was seen spitting his seed at a dog was during his stint with Madonna.

You know damn well that Jerry The King Lawler noticed

Man, Bill Russell's getting ornery...

It's Virgil, isn't it? Please be Virgil.

The #1 suspect.

Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama/

Gotta be 'shopped - no Phillies fan would own something without a removable battery.

as a bostonian, that made me laugh out loud for the first time since monday thank you.

My mother was born and raised here in Boston, and grew up a Sox fan, and when my dad came to the U.S. and met her, he became one too. I was born here, then raised out west, and Sox fandom was one of the few things that gave me a connection to my birthplace. This was my first Patriots Day since moving back here. So, I…

I think there's a future in strapping a Go Pro to your head and frequenting Canadian Youth hockey leagues.

The selection committee really dropped the ball in snubbing "cockmonster".