The source then clarified that old is, in fact, an acronym for “on lots of drugs.”

Clearly Coach Ash did not come to Ohio State to play TWITTER

How about instead of the typical E30 M3, its counterpoint: the Mercedes 190E 2.3-16? They cost far less, so you could do two cars again, and one in absolutely premo condition can easily be had under $20k. Trouble is finding one in premo condition, but you've got time.

Pigs ride hogs.

I see a lot of Hyundai Genesis in that design.

My only problem with them is that they still get stolen like a motherfucker.

My only problem with Civics are not the car itself, but the fact that about 97% of them have been thrashed beyond recognition by the VTEC-YO! crowd. A pity. It’s so hard to find a clean one!

Phil Fulmer took over for Johnny Majors at Tennessee during the 1992 season before getting the job full-time. That worked out pretty well.

But can Denzel work out of the ICU and make that kind of scratch? If so, would him driving around in the new BMW set off red flags for the NCAA? SO many questions...

It may be a mental issue. In some areas where mental health care is sub-optimal, people having intense issues may end up in the ICU. It doesn’t mean he should play Saturday, but he may not have anything physically preventing him from playing.

I’m here in St Louis, and my boss announces to the group around us “Gary Pinkel announced his retirement for health reasons: lack of backbone! Ha!”

Seriously, fuck this whole state.

Why doesn’t he just drink recovery water instead?

This beer sounds awful.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

That is a girl, Tom.

I HAVE NO JOKES TO TELL (I never do).

“All I wanted was some Mac & Cheese” - Shabazz Napier

MORE LIKE SLOW-BE BRYANT.

Weird. Back-to-back stories about farting hot dogs.

That looks like one heck of a bump right there