Somewhere Jeff Orr is smiling. And that makes me really, really fucking sad.

Not much of a thesis there...

Is it possible Simmons is trying to get ESPN to just buy out the last few months of his contract rather than hanging around until his time there ends? He's not even a month removed from his suspension and he's already getting indignant again.

You are the first person in the history of humanity to admit a mistake in a comments section on the internet. 100 points for you.

Amazing ALLSPORT reference. I still remember the Shaq vs. Shaq commercial. Must be 20 years old now.

First off, there's something weirdly sexual about this.

Maryland football is SO COOL. Refuse handshakes, start a couple fights, lose 35-14, go 5-7, play in front of 20,000 empty seats at home. I would LOVE to play there.

Draper, you are very, very wrong. Faried is absolutely one of the best power forwards in the league right now.

Publicly. Apologized publicly.

Seriously, Ashley Cole is either not trying or can barely move.

My parents enjoy sharing this one with me: When I was a baby I apparently blew chunks on the showroom floor of a Volkswagen dealership. My dad had been on the fence, but he took the '86 Golf after that.

You need to be some kind of ballsy to be a soccer official. Martin Atkinson looks like he has icewater in his veins as a mini international conflict unfolds before his eyes.

This story has a bit of a Lizzy Seeberg flavor to it, and I don't like it one bit. What would cause a woman to change course like this other than receiving pressure from "people around the program"?

Was he in charge for the Oklahoma @ Oregon disaster a few years ago? The Pac10/Pac12 has definitely been the standard for terrible officiating over the last ten years, but one of my biggest issues was that most conferences do home-and-homes with the understanding that the visiting team brings its conference's…

Men's Health removed the entire article and released an apology.

Safe to assume umps wear cups, right?

If they'd cut out the "With Respect 2 Derek Jeter" scoreboard thing and the fake Aretha bit that would have been a great tribute. That was painful though.

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100% agree. I'm an alum and the dollars spent to become a 1-A laughingstock in the last four years is an embarrassment to the whole commonwealth.

It's also worth noting that the City of Anaheim has every right to be annoyed with the rebranding of the club to "Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim". If anything it's the club that isn't committed, not the city.