I won't comb through the comments that I can no longer easily see, but I think it's worth mentioning that Northwestern State — in addition to being a pretty solid FCS program in football — is the school who gave us a spectacular upset a few years ago in the NCAA tournament:

I was thinking the same thing of "a terabyte of skill in a nanosecond".

They apparently just broke 'em for NE too, snatching Jermaine Jones from Chicago's grasp.

I could google it, but instead I'll be a jackass and just ask: What exactly is "Enhanced" water?

I rarely say this here but: You are 100% right. He was so visibly shaken after the Stanton AB (which, in his defense, was a pitch that Stanton was swinging at) that Milwaukee obviously needed to get someone else in the game. I was shocked when they didn't make a change. Fiers' body language throughout the ordeal was…

It's unfortunate that such a wonderful joke has to be tied to such a horrible story.

Nice that, as terrible as world news has been the last few months, sports are doing their part to keep up.

Young German? Some sort of Husky/German mutt? That's a cool dog.

Lifted from Family Guy, but good effort.

What the hell is going on with that beard?

Bill, I'm with ya, but you're opening up a serious can o' worms posting a cycling-centric list on Deadspin. The rape porn Jezabel issue may look tame when this thread fills up.

What the hell is growing on his face?

baseball was reignited by the Bonds/Sosa home run race.

Neither Drew nor the Bears fans can spell Alshon Jeffery's last name.

Best pub UMass football has gotten since it was in the CAA.

You're giving the Bengals WAY too much credit. They haven't managed 14 points, and it's in three consecutive postseasons (10 pts in 2011, 13 pts in 2012, 10 pts in 2013).

Just want to add that Schilling did this interview with WEEI as part of the WEEI/NESN Jimmy Fund Radio-Telethon to benefit The Jimmy Fund and Dana-Farber Cancer Institute. Exceptional hospital in Boston and worth a look if anyone's pockets feel a little heavy.

Well, probably not for cyclists. Fuck triathletes though, AMIRITE?!

I'm taking "The World".

If Machado wasn't the single most "I take offense to everything" player in MLB, he would be the absolute 1-A most wonderful player to watch alongside Puig.