Well, at least we can all have the confidence of knowing the Florida judicial system rarely gets these things wrong in the end.

Based on the bio faculty listed and the fact that she goes by Dr. Parvee, this has to be Parvadha Govindaswamy.

A few other notables:

That caught my attention too. It would be one of the less surprising outcomes of qualifying.

Adding insult to injury, after the game the McAdory fans decided to tepee their opponents' homes.

This was on ESPN.com like a month ago... Nicely done Deadspin.

That caught my eye too... coincidence I'm sure (hah)

For Betsy: Frankie has talked about the call he got from Lance several months ago apologizing and explaining his decision to finally come clean. It sounded like Frankie was ready to move on. It seems like you never will unless cycling ceases to exist, is that a fair assessment?

Yeah everyone will disagree with everyone, it's all personal preference. The one constant will be that a TON of people have Michaels/Collinsworth #1 and a TON will have your bottom two teams. I actually really like Nessler and Mayock — Mayock is as knowledgeable as anyone, the only thing that keeps him from calling…

You rotten, terrible, hilarious human. +1

Don't get me wrong, Dierdorf and Simms (who must both have insane CTE, right?) are worse, but the manner in which Tirico kisses his co-commentator's ass ever game drives me nuts. Bring back Dennis Miller (just kidding I don't want anyone to have to kill themselves).

That's a pretty nice wrinkle, actually. Just after his tribute in the stadium, he scored a TD in front of the home crowd (if this was addressed by Tirico and Gruden I apologize, I watch MNF with music playing because I loathe them).

Ugh, and ESPN plays the game as usual.

Man, you guys are some party poopers...

+1, I'm 6'4 and I love baseball but standing room is better than grandstands for me in terms of comfort. Knees pressed against the chair in front of you is no way to enjoy a ballgame.

Hail to the Victory HopDevil

To be fair on the NIU thing, North Dakota State is filthy and could beat a lot of FBS teams (and they do, they've beaten their only FBS opponent in each of the past four seasons).

You're a horrible person. As am I, which is why I laughed.

Long live the Rainbow Warriors!