You'll help ESPN? Also: "you're".

What national sports network shills Boston?

Oy... I'd say I hope the friend next to her makes sure she gets home safely but... the blind leading the blind. Yikes.

I'm glad we got the version scored by Hans Zimmer instead of live game action...

You misspelled Cubs.

I think you're missing the point here. He sings the song the right way.

She actually only does the first three unless I had a stroke in there somewhere.

Check out his post from December 16, 2011:

Haha this comment is hilarious because I totally 100% heard this in a British accent.

Damn, Jeff Capel... The years have been cruel.

Wait, so he yelled "do you want a ride", then turned around and left? That's it?

Wait wait wait we're missing the real issue here. That kid is like 3 years old and is hitting a ball thrown to him, not using a tee. Kids can't do that shit at that age, am I wrong?

Worth noting: UMass plays Miami (OH) this weekend. They've been outscored 158-35 and 178-39, respectively. It could be the worst division 1 game in history.

I'm going to be rooting every bit as hard for Panama on Friday night as I will be for the USMNT.

It is, I believe he owes something like $100,000 upon receiving his professional contract.

"The clap" is actually gonorrhea. Asking for a friend... or something...

Oh absolutely 100% agreed. All of those guys stand to earn tens of millions in their careers, but the $5-10M guarantee via the insurance policy does mean that his current value is more than "purely theoretical".

I wouldn't say purely theoretical. Clowney has a $5M insurance policy against injury, as do a few others (upwards of $10M) including Johnny Manziel, Teddy Bridgewater and Marqise Lee, who after his injury in the ASU game looked like he might need it.

Man, quiet crowd.