As it pertains to biting a persons ear off? Yes. That's what I'm doing.

I wish you the best man. I really do.

As someone who has battled a drinking problem, I find this pretty relateable. You get it somewhat together for a while and tell your loved ones "I've been clean for a few months, I've turned the corner" when you're still getting drunk several times a week. With that said I by no means want to justify Mike's life. He…

A similarity between those two: The 2000 Red Sox and 2013 Dodgers gave their aces absolute garbage for support. For Kershaw to have 13 wins at this point in the season is a crime.

Also, you went with a Tim Tebow picture despite his name never coming up in these drafts... brilliant. (?)

Who is Erin Roberts?

Also, the only game I have been to in Denver was when they let Jamarcus fucking Russell lead Oakland to a 4th quarter come-from-behind victory.

Okay can we acknowledge for a moment that most other teams' fans would LOVE to have a starting 11 like the one Arsenal is putting out today, plus the likes of Podolski and Frimpong on the bench?

In brutally poor taste, +1

I'm so ashamed of myself for getting this. +1

charges including aggravated robbery, burglary, and theft.

Jermaine Jones was a German U21'er, but that's a different circumstance. Jones wouldn't be playing for the German senior national team, and he starts most WCQ's for the USMNT. Sounds like this kid is in the opposite boat.

+1 Aston Martin ripoff.

Update: The names of the other two victims have come out, and one was also a collegiate player at Utah (Gaius Vaenuku). The third victim was only 13 (Andrew Uhatafe).

Arrested for throwing a car seat at his girlfriend. Sounds right!

Man, reading this made me seriously crave a Sports Illustrated "Where are they now?" for Quincy Carter.

Until this post, I was pretty sure Kyle Beckerman kicked him in the jewels. After re-wartching, I'm still 93% sure Beckerman gave a toe-poke to the cajones.

How is there no mention of the fact that he's grinding betwixt the old bag and a midget?!

The catch is good, but a number of MLB outfielders would make it. What they wouldn't do is pop up on the warning track and uncork a bomb to first base that goes 25 feet beyond the bag.