City haven't been playing up to expectations this year but they are doing better than United and that's all that really matters

Not to be a pedant, Billy, but Aguero isn't just Manchester City's messiah. He's everyone's messiah, because he is in fact our lord and savior.

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.

Can we get a deferral for Milwaukee's Pius High School and their "Lady Popes" teams? Because I love that so.

"oxxing people who choose vitriolic racism and to operate under the cover of what is basically the oldest American terrorist organization is fucking fine by me."

Wasn't it Gawker who did a story on visiting a KKK group? It turned out they were powerless and pathetic.

AAAAAHHHHH!!!! I'm white!!! Am I under attack????

Here's hope "anonymous" doxxes them CORRECTLY. God knows they have a scattershot track record of accuracy...

How the hell does Twitter even allow the KKK to have an account?

We English have been piling on Fifa since day one......

Image the NBA where the Spurs, Lakers, Heat, and five more of the best teams all decided to leave the league at once. The NBA would essentially cease to be able to have anything resembling high level games because they lost all of their best teams. Now multiply that by the number of countries in Europe.

In the case of…

International friendlies and ranking matches would not occur because UEFA teams wouldn't release their players to the international teams, probably. Countries would have to field non-professional players (like how Olympic Hockey used to be) since their stars would be bound to their teams.

My neighbors may be confused as to that loud squeal of joy that came from my apartment.

Now that this has been said by the Germans, I'm just waiting for the English and French FAs to pile on - ESPECIALLY the English since their bid was denied.

I take umbrage at your suggestion that squirrels are jerks! That, sir, I cannot abide! Squirrels are fluffy critters of materialized cuteness and you should be ashamed of yourself—nay—appalled by your denigration of the Maker's most beautiful animals.

I made dis! :) Everything went perfectly. She is 7 pounds and 10 ounces of screaming, shitting, snotting awesomeness! Also, I love Percocet.

Maybe the author of this text is in high school?

Honestly, having killed and cleaned various animals by the age of 16 (I was backpacking since I was a kid), this doesn't bother me in the least.

Both statements are correct. You do know that there is no contraceptive that is 100% effective? This is basic science we are talking about here. Who the fuck educated you.

Fuck you for reason #5, Bobo.